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February 26, 2002

Amelie.

If you have the chance, you must see this movie. It's in French with subtitles, but it's really funny and sweet and touching and romantic. It's wonderful. I hope it comes out on DVD so I can buy it and perhaps build a shrine around it.

Infomercials.

I was just watching an informercial for the Personal Power tapes. They can help you become a better person! Overcome your addictions! Obtain wealth beyond your dreams! I think they should sell a product that teaches you how to create and market your own ambiguous self-help program. Step by step instructions like using high-impact words to describe the results, and everything you need to know to get your infomercial aired late at night when all the weak-minded people watch TV. But you have to buy the tapes now, because pretty soon everyone will have their own self-help infomercials, and there won't be anyone left to buy them.

February 14, 2002

Site design.

As you can see I finally got around to updating my site design. Sort of. Work in progress. You know how it goes. Actually I only have a few more things to tidy up, the most important being my photos page with new photos. Soon, soon...

February 13, 2002

Time.

There's not enough time in the day. It's official. I have stuff to do, errands to run, and not enough time to do it all. Seriously, something needs to be done about this. I think we should get rid of Sunday and add an extra four hours to each of the other days. Sunday sucks, really. There's plenty of things I could get done if I had an extra four hours every day. Think about it, and get back to me.

February 05, 2002

I'm Back!!!

Welp, I finally got around to fixing my linux box. And it only took me three months! Hehe, what can I say, I'm lazy. The problem is now I'm unhappy with my site design. Ah well, who knows when I will find the time to do a re-design. I have a bunch of pictures to post too, but it's late and I have laundry to fold, so that I will leave for another night.