stark ranting

Just got back from Korea on Saturday. It would have been nice to see more than the insides of office buildings and hotels, but we did walk around the streets a bit at night. I've never seen so many multicolored neon lights in my life; a confusing blend of Korean and English characters.

Anyway, my sister sent me this government announcement that gave me a much needed laugh.

OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: THE GOVERNMENT TODAY ANNOUNCED THAT IT IS CHANGING IT'S EMBLEM FROM AN EAGLE TO A CONDOM, BECAUSE IT MORE ACCURATELY REFLECTS THE GOVERNMENT'S POLITICAL STANCE. A CONDOM ALLOWS FOR INFLATION, HALTS PRODUCTION, DESTROYS THE NEXT GENERATION, PROTECTS A BUNCH OF PRICKS, AND GIVES YOU A SENSE OF SECURITY WHILE YOU'RE ACTUALLY BEING SCREWED.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!