Katie Couric hates your guts.
Watching Katie Couric interview John and Elizabeth Edwards was agonizingly painful. If Katie Couric was your physical trainer after you lost the use of your legs, she would tell you not to bother learning how to use a wheel chair because you'll never be able to run or walk again, so any hope you have of living a normal life is just wishful thinking. If Katie Couric was your girlfriend and you asked her to marry you, she would tell you that the majority of marriages end in divorce and you're stupid for asking. If Katie Couric was your mom and you wanted to try out for the baseball team, she would tell you that you'll never be good enough to make the team so you might as well just sit in your room and think about how much of a failure you are.